From the frozen ridges of Ft. McMurray come Desiderata--the band that combines balls-firmly-to-the-wall punk rock with sharp angular riffs, pounding basslines and drums that would make lesser men bow in supplication to ancient, craven gods. With songs like "Fritz Called it Magnum" and "Guys Like Girls in Armour Plating" Desiderata offer songs that will get the kids in the stud-lined leather jackets off their ass and breaking down with the best of them. Even though they're one of the chubbiest bands in music, their raucous tunes can get everyone sweating in the pits.